The Bowsing Ken

The Bowsing Ken - Ancient English slang for a Public House, Ale House or Gin Shop - Lovely! Bowsing means Boozing and a Ken is a House - simple. There are plenty of Bowsing Kens in North America, and we will try to visit every one. Know a decent Bowsing Ken - Drop us a line. Cheers!

Anti-Theft System - 1955

April 04, 2016

So who needs a microwave, laser-guided security system with satellite tracking and data uplink to Interpol?
Here is a decided low-tech system from the mid-1950s. Certainly works for me - I wouldn't come near that MG.

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“24 hours in a day,
24 beers in case,
Coincidence?”

— Steven Wright

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasting time.””

— Catherine Zandonella

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”

— Martin Luther

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”

— Plato

“Whisky is liquid sunshine.”

— George Bernard Shaw

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so?
There’s a support group for that.
It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the BAR.”

— Drew Carey

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”

— Louis Pasteur

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

— Frank Sinatra

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“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”

— W.C. Fields

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

— Frank Zappa

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”

— Mark Twain

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

— Henny Youngman

“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”

— Tina Fey

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.”

— George Gobel

“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.”

— Bill Carter

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.”

— Kinglsey Amis

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

— Dean Martin

“Never despise a drink because it is easy to make and/or uses commercial mixes. Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department of life, a mark of the naive — or worse.”

— Kingsley Amis

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”

— Tom Waits

“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.””

— William Faulkner

“Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall, and wind may blow
And many miles be still to go
But under a tall tree will I lie
And let the clouds go sailing by”

— J.R.R.Tolkien

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”

— Raymond Chandler

“There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.”

— Samuel Johnson